The Japanese word for a cook is コック (kokku) which, for the untrained ear, may well lead to the odd, mildly amusing member-based misunderstanding. Although there again, some may well suggest that for the likes of foul-mouthed and famous British chef, Gordon Ramsay, such a faux pas may indeed be fitting.
Still, this kind of kitchen-themed confusion doesn’t necessarily end there, as an apparently comparable cock up concerning the creation of a similarly sounding cup can, at least in the sauciness stakes, offer up some suitably stiff competition.
(click image for phallic, but unfortunately fairly obviously photoshopped, frivolity)
With temperatures in Tokyo gradually rising, Japanese cosmetics giant Shiseido has rather aptly started to roll out ads for Anessa, the company’s super selling sun block cream. And, after the success of previous campaigns, it has once again enlisted the youthful Yuri Ebihara to further boost its fan base.
A combination that perfectly gets the point across, as one look at either the photo above or the commercial below immediately reminds me to give my more sensitive bits a good rub, meaning I can then venture outside both ready and relaxed.
Unfortunately, despite the best of intentions, somebody offering a hand can actually be more of a hindrance than help. And, in a slightly similar sort of vein, anime-based altruism can also go awfully awry.
A situation it would seem that is particularly pertinent when protection is prescribed, although absolute horror rather than mere hindrance is arguably a more honest assessment.
(naughty but not intentionally naughty image nabbed from Neta)
Cute and cuddly characters are seemingly essential for almost every service in Japan, no matter how serious it may be, with the so-called Self-Defence Force securing Prince Pickles,
and the police, perky little Pipo.
In fact, the law is apparently so in love with young Pipo, that he is rather prominently plastered over some police boxes.
So, with this in mind, it’s not exactly surprising then that other, less serious services, are equally served, with one of the more memorable being the Suica penguin, who proudly boasts the benefits of combining telephones and train tickets.
However, as the commercial below amply proves, the fiery little fella’s axe-god inspired acrobatics mean that he has rebelliously rejected strict character requirements — sensationally swapping the customary cute for the more controversial cool.
Or, at the very least, a sort of cute-cum-cool compromise.
For a TV segment to be suitably saucy and yet safe for uncensored viewing, the ingredients have to be just right, and the makers of this cheeky little chapter appear to have got it spot on.
For starters, it’s based around five beauties in a bath,
in bikinis.
Plus, as luck would have it, there are plenty of big, ahem, bubbles bobbing about too.
With even the added bonus of some simulated soaping of sorts.
And yet, through a combination of mindless music and moronic movements, the whole thing is about as sexy as sumo.
