Japan Unwrapped #2: Cosplay crotch

by Lee on 2/16/2007

Dear Tokyo Times,

What’s the most unpleasant thing you’ve ever seen in Japan, scary, sickening or otherwise?

Paul, Bury.

During my time in Japan, Paul, there have been many things that have stuck in the mind, both good and bad, but perhaps none with the same burned into the back of the brain whether you like it or not intensity as this lycra-covered lump.

cosplay crotch

An image that messes with the mind even more when looked at in all its lime green leotard-clad lustre.

cosplay cutie

A ‘young lady’, who despite her pleasant persona, continues to haunt my dreams, frequently joining forces with her companions who are almost as questionable as her crotch.

cosplay cuties

Apologies to those who have seen the pictures before, but my therapist insists that I confront my memories head on, rather than cowardly trying to conceal them.

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1 stu February 16, 2007 at 5:18 pm

that is Nicholas Lyndhurst (Rodney, Only fools and horses) on the left, isn’t it?

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2 Paul February 16, 2007 at 10:18 pm

Ha ha ha! Martyn Fry out of ABC is looking a bit rough these days.

My poor, poor eyes.

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3 tim t. February 17, 2007 at 7:45 am

well …it doesn’t seem that bad.

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4 Ivan February 18, 2007 at 6:19 am

How many times must you show us that?!

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5 shinobi February 18, 2007 at 2:29 pm

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DELETE THOSE PICTURES AND STOP SHOWING THEM!

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6 Hanuman1960 February 21, 2007 at 9:01 am

Good Lord, they are scary…

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7 charles March 4, 2007 at 3:31 pm

holy !!!

GAHHHHH MY EYES MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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8 jan November 28, 2008 at 3:26 pm

Oh no an Adam’s apple! And the proportions of the upper half of the torso. I don’t think one needs the crotch to tell those aren’t Ladies. Why the hell do guys dress up in woman’s clothing? or put on fake boobs? or get breast surgery? *shudders*

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9 Calico Vass June 25, 2009 at 2:18 am

My doctor proscribed Tetnus shots after viewing those pictures. O_O

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