Big in Japan

by Lee on 3/20/2007

in Language, Photography, Sex

Some Japanese claim that they enjoy speaking English as they can be more direct, enabling them to cut through the occasionally cryptic content of a Japanese conversation. An approach that is also adopted by some manufacturers – and especially makers of condoms it seems – in order to create products that clearly state their content and consumer base; the possible addition of an image further reducing the risk of confusion.

Japanese condoms

Presumably the inability to find an animal more suitable than a horse leading the other maker of colossal condoms to simply stick with just English. The size of the text alone a tell-tale sign for the product’s target audience.

Japanese condoms

(click images for even bigger big boys)

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1 Paul 3/20/2007 at 9:44 pm

Ha ha! Ultra Big should have a picture of a hiking sock on the front cover.

When you take photos of this stuff, are you overt (i.e. ask the shopkeeper?) or discreet? I only ask because they’re not blurred or shaky or anything.

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2 スロ 3/20/2007 at 9:56 pm

they should have put a photo from torre agbar in barcelona or 30 st mary axe in london hahahahahaha

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3 Lee 3/20/2007 at 10:20 pm

I do try and be discreet Paul, but as a western foreigner I tend to stand out regardless of what I do – or indeed don’t do. So as people often have a second look anyway, at least if I’m doing something unusual it at least gives them something to look at other than my ‘tall’ nose and pasty complexion.

That said, I took the condom pictures in the medicine/health section of a big-ish shop, but the pharmacist spotted me and kept walking past the aisle to see if I was still there and to presumably work out what I was up to. Fortunately though this is still – at least to a certain extent – the land of non-confrontation, so he didn’t say anything; although I was rather embarrassed and made a hasty exit without looking back.

Without, I have to admit, packets of either Super Big Boy or Ultra Big…

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4 Harvey 3/21/2007 at 4:44 pm

I hear, from a reliable source, that Super Big Boy is actually the single largest condom made by a Japanese maker.

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5 claytonian 3/22/2007 at 10:22 am

I can tell you, and not brag, that big boy aint big enough. In fact, they’re downright painful. There are better, slightly bigger, and more subtly boxed condoms out there.

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6 muammer 4/21/2007 at 5:09 am

kim nederse desin ben sizleri seviyorum
hani buna japonlara hayranım desem yeridir

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