Mildly amusing Japanese-English #8

by Lee on 4/25/2004

Dutch wife

For reasons unknown, a blow up doll in Japan is called a dutch wife. There probably is a simple explanation for such an unusual name, but I think I’d prefer not to know. That way it’s more intriguing, and also funnier. Unless you happen to be a real Dutch wife I suppose.

But in technology driven Japan, dutch wives are not freakish looking inflatable monsters. Instead they are silicone-molded beauties, that apparently have a texture very similar to real skin and are completely seam free. These state of the art dutch wives do come at a price though. The latest Jewel model will set you back a libido quelling 600,000 yen (3,000 pound).

For anybody in the market for a dutch wife, here’s what you can expect for your money.

jewel sex doll

And as you can see from these pictures, you can take your bride out on a date, or even to the beach.

jewel sex doll

Orient Industry who make these companions offer a lifelong after-service, and anticipate a time when the doll will outlive its owner. But for any unwanted dutch wives, the company will discreetly take them back free of charge. And rather than just throw them away, twice a year it has a Buddhist memorial service, where the ‘souls’ of the dolls are consecrated.

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1 テッド April 26, 2004 at 3:10 am

I think you mean “kami” Lee. I’ve done a memorial service for my sisters dolls when they died. I don’t think it’s that strange…

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2 Lee April 26, 2004 at 4:52 pm

Yeah, that’s a fair point Ted. I wasn’t going to put that bit in, but my idea was to try and show how much more than just regular blow up dolls these are.

Obviously they are just by the price tag alone, but they seem to be marketed with a big emphasis on the companion aspect. By including the last bit I was trying to get that point across.

I’d have been better of just saying instead eh? Well, at least I have now!

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3 テッド April 27, 2004 at 9:48 pm

True. I’m not saying theres anything wrong with the last bit. I just thought i’d share that with you.

You really must post a pearson’s sucses story with one of the “Duth Dolls” I’m sure it would be… “inspirational”

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4 Lee April 27, 2004 at 10:32 pm

Hmm, I don’t know. The first time I saw those pictures of the “wives” I found them a bit disturbing to be honest. Especially the picture on the hompepage which has them all standing about fully clothed in the showroom.

Perhpas these pictures are enough. I’m not sure I want to hear about any “marital” activity!!

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5 K-Mo April 28, 2004 at 12:47 am

I may be completely wrong about this, but I wonder if the “Dutch” refers at all to the girls and women (not just Dutch, though they are most prominently recalled along with Koreans) drawn from captured areas and existing colonies, enslaved during WWII to ‘service’ the Japanese Army? If this is the case, it’s probably one of the most offensive euphemisms yet heard.

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6 Mithras April 28, 2004 at 1:02 am

It never occurred to me that there might be a kami of sex dolls. So, there are spirits all around in all objects? Or is it something that’s particular to objects that people have interactions with regularly?

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7 invaderzim April 28, 2004 at 2:57 am

Both concept are not very hard to understand:
1. Dutch Wife orginal means an open frame constructed in cane which help you cool down in bed during hot summer night. I guess the doll will do the same thing …:-)

2. The “passaway” service you talk about orginal started in Shinto. Technically speaking it apply to all household items (not just the doll). The idea was that an item will trun to a demon if left alone for a LONG time.

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8 テッド April 28, 2004 at 7:28 am

Well I think we all feel quite silly now don’t we?

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9 Lee April 28, 2004 at 8:58 am

According to my better half, such services are generally restricted to dolls (which it seems also includes the “adult” variety), as they are considered to have souls.

But as invaderzim says, it can apply to other household items. Although such services I’m guessing are nowhere near as common.

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10 ken April 28, 2004 at 12:32 pm

the states has something similar…..www.realdoll.com

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11 Him April 29, 2004 at 8:49 am

Ok I’ve seen RealDolls.com But thats the web site for the Japanese Dutch wives ??

Where do you find them ???

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12 Amy Luo May 2, 2004 at 11:43 am

very intresting site indeed…

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13 cat May 2, 2004 at 3:16 pm

dutch wives are one thing, but have you heared of japan’s so called “photogenic dolls”? basically the same concept, a molded silicon doll, but are made to appeal to the japanese lolita fetishist with the faces and body proportions of children. i can’t read much japanese so i don’t know if they are.. eer.. anatomically correct, but they’re still pretty disturbing. the suggestive clothes and poses they photograph them in doesn’t help.

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14 random guy May 3, 2004 at 1:01 pm

Ya know, for a sex doll, I seem able to find pictures of every part except where it counts. I hate to sound so disgusting, but does anyone have a picture of between the legs of Candy Girl Jewel?

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15 gee May 4, 2004 at 2:33 am

along the same lines…

http://sae.cside.com/sae/kat/pc/ern005/ekana.htm

herro btw – found ou via micheal… :D

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16 yahweh January 5, 2006 at 4:36 am

does your dolls have 3 holes and if so how deep and can you have sex with them and do they come in different sizes like body size and height and breast excetra.

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17 yahweh January 5, 2006 at 4:37 am

and how much for the doll and do you have a catalog

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18 Jorge Novel February 4, 2006 at 1:25 pm

I´LL love to check your web site

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19 Bobby March 3, 2007 at 8:32 pm

Dunbar fucked her…….

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20 PjGS July 5, 2007 at 10:56 pm

Dutch Wife may be derived from… “A long body-length pillow that can be held or wrapped around one’s body while sleeping. The origin of the term is thought to be from the Dutch colony of Indonesia where Dutch traders would spend long periods away from their wives.” – The Japanese occupied Indonesia from 1942 – 1945.

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21 carlois jardel rodrigues July 11, 2007 at 9:54 pm

gostaria de saber mais detalhes fotos preços

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22 DEEPAK SHARMA September 11, 2007 at 5:38 pm

IT IS FINE ,I READ THROUGH GOOGLE.I WANT TO BUY SEX DOLL.TELL ME HOW MUCH COST OF THIS DOLL.

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23 furqan October 9, 2007 at 11:26 am

man you are genius

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24 jhon October 26, 2007 at 10:03 am

I interes to rent that doll, where in Tokyo, around Shinagawa, I must visite that place. i will try the Jewel Orient doll.
Thank you

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25 steve November 19, 2007 at 8:23 am

need to see web site to order in english…thanks

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26 Iwontbeleftbehind March 30, 2008 at 4:52 pm

those “dolls” are not real and do not have a soul only real living Human beings have souls, it is just a created thing and it is disgusting to have sex with such a thing get a real person

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27 Dilu July 10, 2010 at 12:55 am

I’m ready to spend anything on those sex dolls. They are better than real human. Ladies your time are up.
Sex with those doll will be nice as they are clean and no worry of pregnancies.
Please can some one tell me how do I place order for those doll. I’m crazy to buy one.

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