Japanese penis pandemonium

by Lee on 4/6/2008

With their portable shrines and pots of sake, Japanese festivals are generally fairly boisterous affairs, but for Kawasaki’s annual fertility festival (the Kanamara Matsuri) at Hachiman-gu Shrine, bawdy could be deemed a far more accurate description — the marvelling at massive members,

Japanese fertility/penis festival

being the main source of amusement.

Japanese fertility festival

Also, for people a bit peckish, there’s the usual fare of noodles and nibbles on offer, although for those particularly partial, a pecker or even a pussy may also be purchased.

Japanese fertility/penis festival

The former,

Japanese fertility/penis festival

on the whole,

Japanese fertility/penis festival

being the firm favourite.

Japanese fertility/penis festival

An event that, along with phallic food, is a festival with the focus very much on fun,

Japanese fertility/penis festival

and a fair amount of fornication.

Japanese fertility/penis festival

The morning’s penis-based proceedings eventually building up to an incredible climax, that sees the colossal cocks carted through the crowd. Which, wherever one lives, is something seldom seen it has to be said.

Japanese fertility/penis festival

Although unfortunately, with such a lot of effort going in to getting things up and running, it only comes once a year.

Japanese fertility/penis festival

(click images for bigger, erm, big ‘uns)

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1 Jen April 6, 2008 at 9:53 pm

Oooohh, they are big!! ;)

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2 Chicken April 7, 2008 at 2:46 am

I love the latern shade at the end there ! *makes one*

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3 Peter April 7, 2008 at 3:26 am

I’ve always wanted to go to one of these festivals when I was in Japan, but never was able to get to one. Maybe on some future trip.

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4 Lee April 7, 2008 at 10:24 am

Yeah, I’ve been meaning to go for years Peter, and up until yesterday had somehow never got round to it.

When you do make it over again, I can heartily recommend getting to one. Terrific fun and a great atmosphere. Not at all dodgy either, despite the displays, with lots of families milling about.

In fact, the likes of the Motor Show and Tokyo Game Show are far more sleazy. Not that that’s necessarily a bad thing!

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5 Neil Duckett April 7, 2008 at 10:53 am

I wanted to get down there this year …. looks like a great time. It’s in the calendar for next year now.

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6 Nick Ramsay April 7, 2008 at 12:01 pm

Apparently, money raised is donated to HIV research, which I find a bit odd as this kind of festival is more likely to make people horny. And horny people have sex. And HIV is the result of lots of horny people having sex. :-P

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7 Daniel June 29, 2010 at 6:48 am

Japanese people are always horny, so that’s neither her not there.

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8 billywest April 7, 2008 at 8:07 pm

Crap! I missed this festival again this year. And, it’s very close to where I live. Oh, well… Maybe next year.

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9 tokyo love-in April 7, 2008 at 10:26 pm

awww… missed it =(

maybe next time…

i heard it’s a hard act to swallow, i mean follow…

it seems the pussy candy isn’t as popular, especially the unshaved ones >=p

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10 The Envoy August 9, 2010 at 4:30 pm

I wonder if there is an equivalent “Pussy Festival”

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11 Gemma April 7, 2008 at 11:11 pm

Some of these shots look like they could have come from “the libertine” …

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12 ed April 8, 2008 at 4:49 am

looks like great fun! i wonder what flavors they gave the popsicles. too bad there’s no clitoris matsuri…we should start one. the giant floats will be even more colorful:P

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13 gioxxxni April 8, 2008 at 11:09 pm

xupenme el piiii!!!!!

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14 MICO April 9, 2008 at 6:54 am

tengo una amigas chilenas que lo celebran aca en Chile cada semana… (sic)

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15 Farmer Joe April 9, 2008 at 7:21 am

So wait…
The Japanese can’t show genitals in videos, but they can make giant ones and march in the street with them?

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16 Al Czervic April 9, 2008 at 8:03 pm

Farmer Joe: You can still buy burasera undies at machines in Shinjuku porno shops, or poontang in a can just about anywhere.

Interesting how the “lady parts” were not blurrred out in the festival though…

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17 Cool Pictures April 10, 2008 at 2:50 am

lol, that’s why I love people from japan!

they’re weird!

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18 andrewmcgovernonline.com April 10, 2008 at 4:35 am

This website is disgusting! I hope your children do not see these obscene images.

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19 MommyMoments April 10, 2008 at 7:42 am

GAWD.. I miss Japan!!!! I never saw this festival, but had my share of fun festivals

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20 Denise inStockton April 10, 2008 at 5:24 pm

Looks like a big gay festival, fags for days!

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21 Nevi April 10, 2008 at 8:58 pm

Erhh Jen are you fixated by penises?lol!

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22 Bunny April 10, 2008 at 11:13 pm

Dad, I saw those images… and they burn! I cannot sleep, Daddy! How must I grow with a semblance of morality. Daddy, daddy… I am soiled!

…. Nice post, Lee.

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23 BillSalem April 12, 2008 at 7:31 pm

There is also a folk festival in Italy which celebrates the huge erect phallus, a holdover from the more pagan days of ancient Rome and then taken over by the Roman Church. But the early Christian bishops did not ban the celebration of Priapus. The erect phallus is celebrated as St. Priapus who is said to spread his blessings by way of his gigantic, 20″ penis.

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24 deby April 15, 2008 at 7:34 am

gostosooooooooooooooo

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25 luxury April 17, 2008 at 8:24 pm

nice.. in case they need a model for the mould lol

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26 g_raze April 18, 2008 at 11:18 pm

why does the penix have rope wrapped around.tht just not nice. ;)

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27 bam toy big April 20, 2008 at 9:41 pm

I saw those images… and they burn! I cannot sleep, Daddy! How must I grow with a semblance of morality. Daddy, daddy… I am soiled!

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28 Daniel June 29, 2010 at 6:52 am

This festival is nothing. I had elderly people and young kids basically propositioning me in Japan; mothers in unison with daughters, men…a grandmother, mother, and daughter did obvious things with water bottles in front of me on a train. Yes, you’d be shocked at first in an environment like that.

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29 Doodah Bagel April 24, 2008 at 11:08 am

Why go to Japan when we can put on our own festival? I think every region on earth should start up a penis and/or pussy fest. I’d love to have the condom concession (ever the capitalist).

I’m also glad to see that they have that big boy tied down good and proper so it can’t bust loose and terrorize the entire countryside.

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30 depe May 27, 2008 at 6:04 pm

wah hebat ya

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31 Joe Nidan June 2, 2008 at 10:08 am

Here’s a funny video of all of this! :O)

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32 lol June 25, 2008 at 12:18 am

Theres a hooke shop and male or female are allow to sex

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33 Bjw June 25, 2008 at 2:41 am

this is so fuckin funny!

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34 Bjw June 25, 2008 at 2:43 am

hahahahaa

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35 Roger Atkinson July 4, 2008 at 8:48 pm

Reminds me of Pompeii, Mt. Vesuvius phallic symbols carved into the stones in the street, etc. They were wiped out by an eruption of a volcano, hopefully the samething does not happen to Japan.

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36 Neil Duckett July 22, 2008 at 8:20 pm

I have to go to this next year!

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37 friedfred July 28, 2008 at 6:56 am

This is a great idea, it’s a great cultural solution. How many times do you hear the stats in the US about sex related problems (pregnancy, std, etc)? Largely because parents can never talk to their kids about sex. But a festival like this would open the topic — it would be a great chance for the parents to talk to their kids and teach them something. Way better than “no, it’s dirty and bad, and don’t do it!!” (translation — I don’t know what to say, I don’t want to bring it up)

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38 Honor August 5, 2008 at 6:52 pm

I missed it again too – and I always mean to go! Next year I will get there. Excellent post : )

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39 crazyswiss September 20, 2008 at 8:38 am

I love your website… Please keep it up. I have had a long-time love affair with asia and Japan above all things and I’m planning to use your site as a reference guide for the gayan that I will hopefully soon become…

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40 Carl October 1, 2008 at 2:44 am

Wow, World press Tokyo TIMES, and they dont even mention what month its in.. good reporting job :s

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41 Jade November 6, 2008 at 2:01 pm

Spectacular

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42 Dragon January 21, 2009 at 2:01 am

veoma mi se svidja taj vas vasar. to je isto kao sto je rostiljijada u leskovcu. svi to vole. ja bih hteo da prisustvujem takvom dogadjaju!!! ic ni san shi pozdrav

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43 Matias January 23, 2009 at 1:16 am

I love this kind of things haha

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44 Midorikun February 23, 2009 at 1:52 pm

This is hilarious! Isn’t is good be in a land where the phallic is still celebrated?

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45 6truy February 26, 2009 at 11:08 pm

they just hold a festival to hope for a bigger penis lot

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46 Amber March 26, 2009 at 3:40 am

I WANT TO GO…..!!!!

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47 JasonS April 11, 2009 at 2:15 pm

I’m sure you do Amber. You’d love riding those penises.

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48 saf April 26, 2009 at 12:58 pm

Japenis seriously have complex issues they worship wooden dildos.

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49 John October 9, 2009 at 2:08 pm

I didn’t know they had a fest like that, seems like a good pagan idea. Wish they would do that around here! It’s a good thing they have wangzilla tied down. hey, I wonder if there could be a movie in that – Sex idol comes alive and terrorizes pecker fest, inspires citizens to make babies?

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50 mike October 9, 2009 at 2:21 pm

The Japanese are just plain weird.

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51 Twinky(Kayla) October 16, 2009 at 12:11 pm

OMFG, i balled over laughing at this XD and i love Japan 2! i nevar thought they had anything like this! XD

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52 Just Jennifer October 19, 2009 at 7:46 pm

LMFAO that is awesome. I wanna go to japan for the penis fest now.

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53 o November 8, 2009 at 5:36 pm

they are pervs. I have seen it live. tell all your friends.

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54 o November 8, 2009 at 5:37 pm

I do not believe you live in such a society…. PERVS

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55 o November 8, 2009 at 5:39 pm

These are your roots….. Such Pervs. I love it

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56 alma April 29, 2010 at 1:01 am

In a country notoriously famous for schoolgirl-inspired porn and subway gropers, the existence of such a festival should not come as a surprise…

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57 Valerie Fujita July 25, 2010 at 9:38 am

The gay guy with the pink wig and the white kimono, I’m not kidding, I know him. He’s a customer of Tokyo Decadance parties. He’s one of my favorite customers!
Photographed here-under:
http://tokyofashionandartfactory.blogspot.com/2009/10/halloween-was-bit-early-this-year-but.html#more

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58 Epic-Uneatable-Bunny :) August 9, 2010 at 12:42 pm

Lol, they are big. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) But why are the boys eating them? :S hehehe :)

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59 Epic-Uneatable-Bunny :) August 9, 2010 at 12:45 pm

They Are Weird….. But I Guess I’m Weird F0r Looking At It. HeHeHe :)

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60 Johnny August 10, 2010 at 10:43 pm

Great festival.. loved it so much.. hope this festival happen to my country.. haha..

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61 Kate August 27, 2010 at 2:49 am

Penis is worship is commen in many countries in ancient times and it is continuing in many countries still now.Penis is worship is considerd as a simbolical representation of strenth and prosperity.While travelling in korea at a rural Village I happend to see few girls worshipping a boy’s penis. The boy was forced to stand nude and girls worship his penis by staring at it, and made it erect.The penis festival in Japan is admirable.

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62 Elizabeth August 27, 2010 at 2:59 am

I will be visting penis festival, I am very eager to see it,It is mouthwatering for me as well as made me horney when I saw pictures of girls sucking penis shaped candies .I want to suck penis shaped candies because I like it and it is what I usally do on my huband’s penis daily.

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