Beautiful Japanese breasts?

by Lee on 1/19/2009

As a man, mammaries, whether they are modestly proportioned or mindbogglingly massive, are amazing — mesmerising even. However, regardless of their size, rollers it would seem are required to really make the most of them.

Japanese bust roller

A rigourous — if one is up for it — bout of daily rubbing for ten minutes or so with something that’s nice and knobbly,

Japanese bust roller

leaving the parts in question both perfectly proportioned and positively perky.

Japanese bust roller

Apparently.

Japanese bust roller

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1 Neil Duckett January 19, 2009 at 4:10 pm

I swear the shops out your way are lots scruffier than the ones near my place … i NEVER see this sort of thing!

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2 kiyoshipdx January 19, 2009 at 4:34 pm

Whoa…… the tagline is worth posting on Engrish.com…

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3 Lee January 19, 2009 at 4:42 pm

Scruffy they may be Neil, but at least the locals care about their cleavage!

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4 Hades January 19, 2009 at 6:49 pm

This, more than anything, proves the superiority of the Japanese nation–caring about the boobs.

Sigh! If only our women were as meticulous.

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5 Tracy January 20, 2009 at 4:21 am

How does that work? (looks at breasts)
I’m not sure about this rolling thing!

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6 marisa January 21, 2009 at 5:50 am

donquixote perhaps?
that shop is super happy funtimes

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7 Lee January 21, 2009 at 7:53 am

Amazingly not marisa. Just a regular pharmacist.

But I’m sure Don Quixote stocks them!

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8 blazingshark January 21, 2009 at 9:29 am

will someone mail this to me in the united states? thank you.

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9 Alex January 22, 2009 at 11:52 am

I don’t even understand how this is supposed to work. Wouldn’t rolling them just flatten them out? *confused look* Or is this supposed to make them mildy inflamed?

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10 Jom January 22, 2009 at 1:46 pm

The usual japanese weird stuff.

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11 Dave February 2, 2009 at 10:01 pm

I want to see “the before and after” picture.

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12 FlorAzul October 10, 2009 at 7:58 pm

Can someone say me like to buy it from Spain?
Thank you

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