Droop inducing dolls

by Lee on 6/16/2005

The Japanese birth rate continues to fall at an alarming rate, but the new sex education dolls pictured below could well make things worse. Potentially putting a whole generation off sex forever.

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Or perhaps even more worrying; they could make the porn moustache fashionable again.

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1 Reg June 17, 2005 at 2:27 am

Does… does that doll in the first pic have three penises [penisi]?

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2 Henry June 17, 2005 at 2:55 am

no, that would be his pink thing and his sack o’fun

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3 Reg June 17, 2005 at 5:55 am

Oh my… [rubs eyes]

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4 englishman June 17, 2005 at 10:18 am

in the bottom photo, it looks like the woman is giving the man something….and it sure ain’t omiyage

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5 Randy (Amsterdam-netherlands) June 17, 2005 at 5:09 pm

oh my… they just keep on surprising me

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6 quaisi June 17, 2005 at 11:22 pm

eek

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7 Nacente June 18, 2005 at 12:23 am

Rofl (really doing). Look also the the chest of the man xD

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8 988066 June 18, 2005 at 2:01 am

Only in Japan…

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9 Peter June 18, 2005 at 2:09 am

The woman in the bottom photo looks like a cross breed between a person and a sharpei (the wrinkly dogs).

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10 M0 June 18, 2005 at 4:00 pm

Oh wow… my head hurts…too many jokes…

Is it just me or are they using showerheads to implant the “chest hair”?

Is that a Ron Jeremy doll in the bottom pic?

Whats with the white Fat Albert? and why is everyone sitting on his lap?

Gives a whole new meaning to “Raggedy Anne”.

Gives a whole new meaning to “Get Stuffed!”

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11 Midge June 20, 2005 at 1:05 pm

I knew that some Japanese people are clueless about sex (I worked for a Japanese donor agency, after all ^_^), but using dolls – DOLLS?!? – to educate them is a bit extreme! I shudder to think of the impending consequences…

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12 Rach June 20, 2005 at 6:49 pm

Disturbing. Very disturbing, indeed.

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13 Toni June 22, 2005 at 6:47 am

This is too weird, even for Japan.

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14 Rossco June 22, 2005 at 4:34 pm

What do the little kids in sex ed classes do with theese dolls *shudder*

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15 Fizzy Dizzy June 22, 2005 at 4:35 pm

I reckon japan sucks

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16 Fizzy Dizzy June 22, 2005 at 4:36 pm

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww

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17 Budza dziza June 23, 2005 at 3:11 am

JEbote kakvi pacenici :)

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18 Neflyte49 June 24, 2005 at 4:40 am

WTH?

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19 Gregório d'Engenho June 25, 2005 at 12:57 pm

man! Are Japanese going panda about sex?

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20 packaging tape June 26, 2005 at 12:57 pm

Oh, this is so Japanese…

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21 EFL Geek June 28, 2005 at 6:47 am

Bwa ha ha ha ha….

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22 Zell June 28, 2005 at 10:57 am

Oddly enough I sorta want a set of them… they would be interesting conversation peices at parties…

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23 Hahahaha July 1, 2005 at 5:50 am

Que feio!!!
kkkkkkkk!!!

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24 Sparco July 1, 2005 at 12:15 pm

OH my eggs…. ! What do you think the kids will do after the finish of the class?? hahah Pretty cool… the idea may help the japanese to fuck more.

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25 Fabio July 1, 2005 at 1:13 pm

I just can´t understand how japanese’s minds work

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26 Décio Pinto July 4, 2005 at 6:53 am

Que porra feia do caralho! Só podia ser dos japoneses BAMBIS, torcedores do São Paulo!

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27 untio July 10, 2005 at 5:07 am

may use.., oriend-doll.com sexdolls
for the kids latex beauti realbody, etc. new busines, ¡¡horror!!

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28 hei long September 13, 2006 at 2:41 am

from what I understand of Japanese culture from friends and family that have been there is that the drop in birth rate has little or nothing to do with the amount of sex that people are having.

On the contrary it has been told to me by these people as well as Japanese themselves that people are having A LOT of sex and that infidelity is very high in Japanese culture.

The birth rate is being effected by the high rate of abortion in Japan and the economy.

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29 colin.brooks@blueyonder.co.uk January 10, 2007 at 9:40 am

LMAO its Rosie & Jim The porn movie

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30 noname January 31, 2007 at 11:18 pm

japan is crazy as hell what were you thinking! japanese people worry me!

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31 Reader April 15, 2007 at 3:01 am

What’s even more disturbing is that the dolls don’t look remotely Japanese.

I wonder….. are these dolls for teaching sex ed, or are they really for teaching Japanese school girls about drunken American businessmen and randy GIs.

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32 light yagami May 26, 2008 at 5:05 am

That’s as gross as it is hilarious. Lmfao, that’s so cool. ONLY IN JAPAN… HAHAHAHA…I must visit. I thank everyday for every invention ever made by Japan’s entertainment companies. By that I mean, from electronics to anime to the “cute culture” to the new “love dolls”… may Japan live forever.

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33 vernon August 9, 2009 at 6:16 am

AAAAHH its robert from raymond

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