Hell O’Kitty Angels

by Lee on 6/20/2005

Leather-clad bikers who simply can’t get enough pussy need worry no more. Whilst Sanrio may not (yet) produce a Hello Kitty motorbike, these new helmets should ease any frustrations for now.

hello kitty helmet

A product that rather fortuitously allows for a whole host of double entendres. The possibilities of pussy, helmet, and tight fitting are seemingly endless, and could keep a schoolboy – or indeed a Tokyo based blogger – happy for months.

However fear not. Due to a lack of time I’ll have to save them for another day. I’m off out on my scooter shortly, and as my helmet hasn’t been used for a day or two, I need to give it a good polish first.

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1 dr Dave June 20, 2005 at 5:57 pm

Do you mean to tell me there wasn’t a Hello Kitty helmet until this day?
Actually, I can hardly believe there is still a single item of mass consumption out there that hasn’t been stamped with a hello kitty face…
Where did you find that one?

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2 Midge June 20, 2005 at 6:21 pm

Okay, so they finally came out with the helmet. Cool. But, seriously: I think I’ll hold out for the limited edition Hello Kitty Harley-Davidson bike. You can’t have one without the other, man. =^_^=

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3 Rach June 20, 2005 at 6:47 pm

Isn’t this a little too cutesy to wear out in public? Believe me, I’m a Hello Kitty fan. And this is a little too much.

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4 Reg June 20, 2005 at 8:23 pm

No, I still think I prefer the Hello Kitty vibrator [kisses Jlist.com]

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5 Lee June 21, 2005 at 3:07 pm

Reg: Yeah, I totally agree . The Kitty-chan vibrator does take some beating.

Dr Dave: I was fortunate enough to be sent the picture and a bit of information. If I remember rightly, the helmets are going for around 15,000.

With Apple’s recent switch to Intel, could we now see a Kitty iPod?

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6 Reg June 21, 2005 at 10:07 pm

Kitty iPod… hmm, as much as I want to scrub my ears for hearing that, I’m actually intruiged.

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7 Toni June 22, 2005 at 6:46 am

There is a Hello Kitty iPod, so to speak. It’s a pink iPod mini with a Hello Kitty face engraved on the back. Engadget had some information about it a while back.

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8 Lee June 22, 2005 at 2:48 pm

That just leaves the motorbike then. The Hello Harley perhaps?

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9 Rossco June 22, 2005 at 4:29 pm

As far as Im concernd – all this means is that the jappies need more pussies and less pehnis

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10 DougBot July 11, 2005 at 1:42 am

Now if they only had a Badtz-Maru or Chococat variety!

Heck, I’d get a Keroppi or Pekkle one, and I don’t even have a motorcycle/scooter.

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11 zenbone July 29, 2005 at 2:13 am

I MUST own one of these! How/were can I purchase one. I ride a superhawk and want to have one of these helmets.

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12 Tiff August 9, 2005 at 3:09 am

Does anyone know how I can purchase a Hello Kitty helmet? I looked on the Sanrio website but cannot find it…. Please help me find it!!
Please send a response to tiffany_dawnh@yahoo.com.

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13 Wild Cat August 10, 2005 at 7:28 am

LOVE IT!! My BMW motorcycle is covered with Hello Kitty trinkets. If the HK helmet were a real helmet (full face, excellent protection) I would most certainly wear one. I might still be interested as a novelty though… If someone wants to post here, I’ll check back.

Thanks!
Wild Cat
Baltimore, MD

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14 Jackee August 21, 2005 at 11:15 am

Ohhhhh my goodness…..I luv it! I have the bike to match. r these 4 real?

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15 Teresia November 28, 2005 at 11:07 am

Where can I get Hello Kitty motorcycle helmets

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16 vlad martinez December 29, 2005 at 2:50 pm

can i get some information on how to get the hello kitty helmet and how much they cost? thanks a lot.

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17 qc August 31, 2006 at 11:56 am

i want a hello kitty helmet too, they don’t have a full face one? please email me and let me know how i would be able to get one!!

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18 Eva April 23, 2007 at 5:27 am

Very good site, thank you!
Bookmarked :)

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19 jj June 1, 2007 at 6:18 am

Hi
In Rome & Sorrentolast week in both the Hello Kitty shops there were pink helmets with the white Kitty on not full face though just scooter about 56 euros i think.

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20 Andrea Shippey July 12, 2007 at 10:28 am

Where can I buy one of these Hello Kitty helmets? I’m building a Hello Kitty scooter and the helmet is a must-have!

Thanks!

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21 Kelly October 20, 2007 at 1:13 am

OMG! Can someone please tell me where I can buy one of these helmets. I search the web for hours and still no luck. Please email me someon, anyone who knows where i can get one. hlokty2000@yahoo.com

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