Bottoms up

by Lee on 5/11/2006

Underwear maker Triumph International has never shied away from cashing in on social or sporting affairs, producing goods marking the creation of a new baseball team, Japan’s energy saving ‘Warm Biz’ campaign and even the issue of postal privatisation. Now however it’s the more penetrating problem of the nation’s overall well-being.

panties

Yet what may initially appear as a garment designed to rebuff possible rear-guard reconnaissance missions, is actually – and quite literally –about more productive forms of activity, namely halting the country’s falling birth rate; Triumph’s pioneering panties reading, ‘stop the birth rate decline’.

A drive that whilst hopefully successful, will not produce too many youngsters like the one pictured above.

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1 Peter May 11, 2006 at 9:05 am

Here’s a related picture I found on the San Francisco Chronicle’s web site – http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/05/10/babies5.jpg

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2 Chris May 11, 2006 at 11:15 am

Surely the sign would have been better on the front of the underwear?

But I guess either way, a guy seeing that on the underwear of the woman he is about to sleep with probably isn’t going to stick around long enough to help solve the problem anyway…

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3 Paul May 11, 2006 at 8:30 pm

Chris, I think the idea is to stop backdoor transactions, accidental or otherwise, thus preventing falling birthrate. And a shitty cock.

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4 Ross May 19, 2006 at 2:00 am

There’s about 6 billion people on earth, we don’t need anymore! How about adoption?
Screw all you want safely (making sure u won’t get a kid) and just adopt.

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